TV Weather Radar man, GPS girl wed
Monday, July 23rd, 2007GPS girl, daughter of the extremely proud Speak & Spell man and At The Tone The Time Will Be woman, recited vows with TV Weather Radar man, son of Would You Like To Play A Game man from WarGames and Prepare To Qualify woman from the original Pole Position video game, this past Saturday.
A bewildered Fr. Joseph Micheletti presided over the service at St. Francis of Assisi Roman Catholic Church in Palo Alto, Calif.
“Do you, GPS girl, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?” inquired Fr. Joseph.
“I do. I will now turn right to face him.”
“Do you, TV Weather Radar man, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“I do. And tonight I’m going to give her the ol’ Doppler at a rate of 5 to 10 knots.”
“Then by the powers vested in me I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride if it’s physically possible.”
