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Normally, hearing your principal’s voice as you cut across the schoolyard to go to McDonald’s wouldn’t be a good thing, but to Washington High School junior Matt MacIlvane, it was like hearing The Fratellis coming out of his iPod.
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When MacIlvane mentioned that the principal should have said “to where are you heading,” Johnson made the student a deal: No in-school suspension, but no McDonald’s, either.
“Clearly, I got away with one,” MacIlvane said. “Now I need to apply my quick-thinking skills to finding another route to nearby restaurants that doesn’t attract as many eyeballs.”
Said Johnson: “He got off fair and square. What can I say? He’s absolutely right and, may I add, a real student of grammar. It’s the beginning of the school year and I’m not in spring-semester form yet. I blew it.”
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