Report: Harry Potter book ends with Journey song

Does Harry live? Does the Boy Who Lived die? Bilionaire butterface J.K. Rowling isn’t telling. But according to snoops tucked deep within the world’s largest bookstore named after a South American river, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” ends a tad ambiguously.

“Hallows,” said our inside man, “features a battle to end all battles over the book’s final pages and just as Harry’s life hangs in the balance, it is written in italics:

‘Don’t stop believin’
‘Hold on to that feela-hiya-a-an
‘Dont stop —’”

There is good news, though. The epilogue is said to unveil the ultimate spoiler: There will be an eighth Potter book!

“Harry Potter and the Unexplained Pants Tent,” in which our wizardly hero approaches British puberty, will likely be released some time in 2010.

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